"You can't eat Nanny McPhee..."

I've been really bad about my diet lately. I generally eat only once a day and that's at dinner. Thursday night, I caved and I told my mom (save your breath, I've already got the lectures, she says she's going to kick my ass). That night, I get off work and go saunter through Tower Records. I see the movie Nanny McPhee. (Fantastic film by the way. Rent it if you haven't seen it already) The movie is ONSALE for 9.99. Woo, what a buy! I'm SO EXCITED and I just can't hide it, I'm about to lose control...*cough* Sorry, I got swept up in a moment of song. So I call Mom. "Do you wanna keep your copy of Nanny McPhee." "NO. Why?" "Well, it's here at Tower for 9.99. So if you wanted to keep your copy, I could get this one." Her response....priceless. "You can't eat Nanny McPhee."

Saturday I go shopping with a friend and I'm completely delirious. (Shopping does this to me) And I go to the sunglasses section and try on every comical pair of sunglasses I could find. I find these....and decide to take a photo with my camera phone.



I find them beyond comical cause they can't even fit on my face. My cheeks are too damn fat. Notice the man in the background, looking at me like I'm psychotic. No sir, I'm just delirious. Anyhoo, I send the photo to mom. Show her that her daughter is really as crazy as she thinks. My mom text messages me back. "They would be too hard to swallow"

This is why I love my mother....