Code Blue

So today I got my hair cut. I am honestly traumatized by this. The woman that cut my hair clearly didn't understand my explicit detail in how my hair works. I now have bangs. Bangs. I have been upset since about 3.30. That's when I looked in the mirror at the grand finale. There were no fireworks or confetti. And I love confetti. So yeah, traumatized. I am wearing a headband so that I can pretend I don't have bangs. Though when I wake up tomorrow and they're still there, I will realize that it wasn't a nightmare.