Ok. I've done something last night that I've never done before. I went to the very first showing of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Dead Man's Chest. The showing was at 12:01am and I went alone. Something I do often...go to the movies alone. Well I'm never really alone, Donna is always with me. Though sometimes she falls asleep. Anyhoo, back to my story. So I get to theatre about 40 minutes prior to the movie. The line to get inside is already WRAPPED AROUND THE CORNER of the block. Now in New York City, seeing this many people in a concentrated area isn't a shocking thing to witness. It's the fact that I was at the VERY FIRST SHOWING of Pirates. Do you even know how long I've been waiting for this film to come out and I would be one of the very first people to see it?! Knowing this made me very warm inside. When I got inside the actual theatre, I was a little disappointed to not see more people dressed up. Though there were some festive outfits happening. If I only had the guts to ask them to take a picture with me....
Two girls sat down in front of me with red bandanas and felt eye patches attached with fishing line. Very creative. But eye patches are not GREEN. They're BLACK! They are truly not REAL pirates as I am. Right as the house lights went out I hear a thunk/crash sound. The (non) pirate girls sitting in front of me had clearly dropped something. A bottle of beer. Cute that you tried to be big kids (I don't know how old they were) and sneak in bottles of beer. Not so cute that you DROPPED it and now I have to smell the foul stench of Heineken for the next 2 hours and 31 minutes.
Aside from the fact that I was getting drunk off the smell of beer, the movie is great! Absolutely hysterical and Johnny Depp is just a dream! I WILL marry him. I highly recommend this movie to anyone who has a soul. (Just be careful not to barter it to serve Mr. Davey Jones for eternity!) When you go to the movie, stay till the very end of the credits. :) You won't be disappointed. So go, NOW. Stop reading and goooo! RUN...DON'T WALK!
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I've not seen any of the "Pirates..." movies. I tried to watch the first one once, but it *gasp* bored me. Should I try again?
Oh yes yes yes! Try again! They're really quite funny.
Damn! Did I miss anything at the very end of the credits? I was totally disappointed at the end of the movie that I rushed to the exit as soon as I saw the credits starting to roll.
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