So today Bryce and I decided we needed a LARGE soda filled with caffeine to get us through the morning and McDonald's was the place to go. We walk in and I see this woman holding her fork in a very strange way. (This is where Bryce would be my Vanna and demonstrate) Her finger was at the "spork" part of the fork and her body was contorted very strange. As we got closer, I realized that she was ASLEEP. Not nodding off and waking herself up. Full on passed out. Falling full face frontal into her pancakes. Bryce and I chatted and *cough* laughed *cough* about her while we were waiting for our "Large Dr. Pepper please". Wondering if her hair was in her pancakes. Was she late for school. Was she late for work. What did she do last night that is making her fall asleep in her pancakes. As we walked out, we went past pancake lady and what do you know. Still full on passed out and and nice chunk of her hair....in the pancakes. Hmm I wonder when she woke up...
So if you ever had a night so rough that you might fall asleep the next morning...just claim "PANCAKE LADY."
13 years ago
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